In Chris Rock's opening monologue on the Oscars (in progress), he says he learned some "stuff" about Bush watching the movie Fahrenheit 9/11. I'm not tape recording or TiVoing, plus I was laughing too hard so here's the paraphrase:

I learned that after Bush's term, he racked up a deficit of 70 trillion dollars! How did he get away with that? Imagine if you worked at a GAP Store and tried to pull the same thing. If your boss found your till 70 trillion dollars short at the end of your shift, you would be fired! Then Bush started a war! So you're at the GAP and start a war with Banana Republic across the mall over toxic tanktops. Thousands of GAP employees dead! Bleeding all over the khakis! And then you find out that the Banana Republic never made tanktops in the first place...

- mike lee - langley park, md