While typing in a short blurb about myself into a Meetup.com profile form earlier this week, I realized there was a 250 character text field limit that clipped my last sentance to a funny result. I originally typed this:

Now I direct a team of people in Washington, D.C. who produce content, publish e-mail newsletters and manage message boards for AARP.org.

Which became this (emphasis added):

Now I direct a team of people in Washington, D.C. who produce content, publish e-mail newsletters and manage mess

I laughed out loud at my desk and rewrote:

Now I direct a team of people in Washington, D.C. who produce content for AARP.org.

- mike lee - washington, dc