There are many reasons why my wife and I probably aren't going to have any kids. Today, I just found another reason. Chances are, if a kid has my genes in him something like that would happen eventually.

I once hit one of my older brothers over the head with an NES controller because he repeatedly paused the game while I was jumping over holes while we were playing Mario Brothers. As soon as he would unpause it I would fall straight down into the hole and die. It was one of those mean tricks you could only do as 1st player.

It wasn't my proudest moment as an eight year old but in my defense I did warn him that if he did it again I'd hit him. And he didn't bleed that much. That was one of the two times in my life that I actually hit him. Oh yeah, and he never did it again.

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